Is it just me, or are boobs this big just totally gross!? I mean, they are even lopsided and everything! How’s it hanging? Oh, a little to the right…
Bad enough that she has these freakishly large, fake breasts, but then she actually comes on stage and grabs them and attempts to bust, or crush, things with them. Oh, I never knew that was what a breast was for. Thankfully “Busty Heart” has educated my poor, lost soul.
Maybe even more surprising was that David Hasslehoff was the first to buzz her out. I guess the other two judges were enjoying the freak show. I’m sure it it safe to say that she didn’t get very far.
