How many times have you heard a car alarm and done nothing? The ear-piercing sirens and flashing lights are difficult to ignore. Yet it’s easy to think someone else will deal with it, or that it may be a false alarm.

It doesn’t make you a bad person. The fact is that old-fashioned car alarms just fail to, well, alarm us. What great news for carjackers!

But what if a car alarm sounded so interesting that we couldn’t help investigating? Enter the Orgasalarm, a handy device which sounds just like a very happy woman! This is one car alarm the neighborhood busybodies will definitely notice. Problem solved!