OK this is bordering on soft porn, but it doesn’t quite get there unfortunately… ermm I mean fortunately. But it is one of the weirdest videos I’ve ever seen.

It’s actually a TV advert for a Canadian convenience store chain, and you know what? It makes me want to shop there, not to meet the scary man tree but maybe the ladies.

Whoever thought of this advert for Mac’s Convenience Stores deserves a medal in ingenuity, and then a free holiday in the local asylum. It’s truly bizarre and off the wall.

I love the fact it has lesbians in it, I mean you can never have enough lesbians right? But the fact that they get a man tree thing off by axing him until he produces orange juice in a fit of orgasmic pleasure? Well, that’s just genius.

The glasses that the girls collect the jizz, or “orange juice” in have WTF written on them, and yeah that’s exactly the thought that went through my head when I watched this video on YouTube.