It’s an easy mistake to make though, so don’t feel bad Dannii. Just look at the state of them with their missing teeth, wrinkles and badly fitting wigs, which they state categorically is real hair!
They’re only 44 even though they look about 80 if they’re a day. I suppose that’s what you get for working at funerals and gravesides, it must age you prematurely.
Oh dear, I don’t think the journey from Dublin was worth it. They sang awfully, depressing the hell out of Simon Cowell and the other judges. He even likened them to a couple of corpses! Spot on as usual.