It seems four-year-olds with math troubles aren’t the only ones confused about what constitutes an emergency. This video features audio of real 911 calls made by adults who really should know better.

These callers expect the emergency services to solve all manner of problems, from frozen windshields to disagreements with taco vendors. I could forgive the kid in the earlier video, but there’s really no excuse for these folks.

For good measure, this video also includes some hilarious footage of actual run-ins with the police. I particularly like the hippie-sounding gentleman who’s convinced he should be able to play his car stereo loudly because he doesn’t listen to rap music.